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Some things you wouldn't know withou movies

-Car windows is always down and the car is unlocked
-It is always possible to park directly outside any building you are visiting.

-A detective can only solve a case once he has been suspended from duty.

-If you decide to start dancing in the street, everyone you bump into will know all the steps.

-Most laptop computers are powerful enough to override the communication systems of any invading alien civilization.

-It does not matter if you are heavily outnumbered in a fight involving martial arts - your enemies will wait patiently to attack you one by one by dancing around in a threatening manner until you have knocked out their predecessors.

-When a person is knocked unconscious by a blow to the head, they will never suffer a concussion or brain damage.

-No one involved in a car chase, funny jokes, hijacking, explosion, volcanic eruption or alien invasion will ever go into shock.

-Police Departments give their officers personality tests to make sure they are deliberately assigned a partner who is their total opposite.

-When they are alone, all foreigners prefer to speak English to each other.

-You can always find a chainsaw when you need one.

-Any lock can be picked by a credit card or a paper clip in seconds, unless it's the door to a burning building with a child trapped inside.

-An electric fence, powerful enough to kill a dinosaur will cause no lasting damage to an eight-year-old child.

-Television news bulletins usually contain a story that affects you personally at that precise moment you turn the television on.

Novo leto 2013

Novo leto je čas, ko je novo koledarsko leto začne in koledarja leto se povečuje število. V mnogih kulturah je dogodek praznoval na nek način. [1] Novo leto v gregorijanskem koledarju je danes v uporabo po vsem svetu, spada na dan 1. januarja, kot je bilo v primeru rimski koledar darila. Obstajajo številni koledarji, ki ostanejo v regionalno uporabo, ki izračuna novo leto drugače.

Da mesecev v koledarskem Roman je bil januar-december od Numa Pompilius King v približno 700 pred našim štetjem, v skladu s Plutarh in Macrobius. Po katoliškem izročilu, 1. januar je dan Jezusovega obrezovanja (osmi dan od njegovega rojstva), ko je bilo Jezusovo ime določenega z njim (Lk 02:21).

S širitvijo zahodne kulture na številnih drugih krajih po svetu je v zadnjih stoletjih, je bil gregorijanskega koledarja, ki ga več drugih državah kot uradni koledar in datum 1. januar novega leta je postal globalen, celo v državah z lastno Silvestrovanje na druge smešni video posnetki dni (kot sta Kitajska in Indija). V kulturi Latinski Ameriki obstajajo različne tradicije in vraže okoli teh datumov [razjasniti], kakor je znamenj za prihodnje leto. Najpogostejši sodobnih datum praznovanja so navedeni spodaj, urejeno in razvrščeni po svojem videzu glede na konvencionalne zahodni koledar.